Tech Joke : SYSTEM UPGRADE

Dear Technical Support:



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.



And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.  
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?



Signed,

DESPERATE


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Reply:



Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind;  Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.  Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.  If all
works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.   Beer 6.1 is a very bad program
that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program.  These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.  You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance.  I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.



Good Luck,
TECHNICAL SUPPORT